So not only are processed foods laced with HFCS (high fructose corn syrup), but Mercury is hidden in there as well. But what baffles me is how the FDA is declaring HFCS as "Natural". Um, last I checked mommy was not planting that in her garden and it was not the latest obsession amongst me and my organic food crazed posse. They trying to kill us ya'll! You better strap up with weapons of mass fitness!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Can I Get My Mercury and HFCS On The Side Please?
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Operation Vaginal Power Outlet Now in Progress
I'm all about original designs even those coming from left field as long as there is a lucid explanation behind its creation. But this is such a man thing to do!
According to designer Bob Turek, he created this "innovative" speaker system to show that it "is focused on transforming the way we view the objects we make music with."
So let me get this straight. I have to plug my I-pod into a vaginal outlet which operates by the music blastin from her breasts?! Not to mention she is headless, so that goes to show that her brain and face is insignificant to sharing the beauty of music. AND, once again the female's body is classified as an "object" through music...
Lord HAVE MERCY!!!
Nah I ain't feelin this one people!!!
PS- I guess my male exploitation version needs to debut asap!!!
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Labels: female body speakers
Monday, January 26, 2009
Washing Out My Dandruff Thoughts: Rinse 4
Ok I don't if it's just me and my mommy but is Erectile Dysfunction/Enhancement a pandemic on the dl ?! I can't go 1 day without seeing dozens of commercials of old geezers or creepy looking middle aged men talking about their "problem" and how it was resolved with some sketchy pill that helps them perform better and/or enlarges their penis size. The radio is not exempt either! Is it really necessary for me to hear 3 ads in 20 mins in the middle of the day?! I think I would rather hear about the latest gospel play in my city... nah not really!!!
But seriously I did not know Erectile Dysfunction/Enhancement was prevalent amongst the older men for these commercials to be airing CONSTANTLY!!!
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The Mellow Happenings Of R.J: 3 Day Wrap Up
So this is what done in my life the past 3 days:
- Hung out with my peeps in Harlem and saw Notorious. It was a pretty decent movie even though some scenes were a bit embellished and Lil Kim's portrayal was kinda along the lines of being Big's "jumpoff".
- Went to a nice bookstore/cafe a few doors down from the theater that had the best cherry/strawberry/red cupcakes with cream cheese icing ever! Even though they should have been cheaper or larger in size considering they were $3.50!
- Spent the night in Bk with friends and watched the life and times of Mutulu Shakur on American Gangster. It was very enlightening considering that I did not know too much about him B4.
- Hung out with my people today in Queens. I realized that my friends obsess over Indian and Asian men more so than black men but hey I ain't knocking it!
- Perused Craigslist laughing at the "personal ads". Okay, when men are seeking to find a jumpoff for the night on there do all their photos have to be of their penis?!?!?! Can I get a real photo of the actual dude?!?!
- Just found out that my student teaching may take place at a middle school. I really do not care at this point, I just want it to be over with, however I BETTER NOT TEACH 6TH GRADERS!!!
- Embarked on writing two pieces, "Fear of the Black Woman Vagina" (remix to Nas's "Fear of Mandingo") and about the true purposes of Fiber Optics. Be on the lookout on those.
- Spent all Sunday night/early Monday morning watching "Soul Train" from the 70s on Youtube.
(I should have been born 30 yrs earlier)
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Labels: weekend ish
Scrumptious Tunes Overflowin the MP3 Plate
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Labels: new music
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Shouts to My Girl Jill...
I know her future music will be amazing with such a great source of inspiration!
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Labels: my girl Jill is having a son
Friday, January 23, 2009
Operation ill Tee Now in Progress
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Labels: Digital Gravel t-shirt
Washing Out My Dandruff Thoughts: Rinse 3
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Labels: poor mccain?
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Operation Potentially Dope Show Now in Progress
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Labels: I GOTTA GO
Inner City Truth's 2009 Procotol
BAM!!!
1. Continue abstaining from red meat and pork
(For some reason I do good for months but then bacon sweet talks me, BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!)
2. Cut out fast food joints (I'm so too good for them)
3. Continue boycotting ALL unnatural juices (Sorry Kool-aid)
4. Only eat when hungry (Gluttony is for the weak)
5. Graduate with Honors this May! (Actually graduate period.)
6. Continue improving my skills in Espanol
7. Take the GRE's this year and do a decent job on them
(not the greatest the test taker but that won't stop me!)
8. Apply to Grad school for Spring 2010 (NYU is my #1)
9. Save money throughout the year (work hard. but not to death!)
10. Reduce my TV intake (It needs me. I don't need it.)
11.Go back to the gym (while it's still free for students!)
12. continue walking to close locations
13. Pay off my Nicaragua trip 2008 debt (no biggie)
14. Read more (the mind not my body needs to pack on more pounds)
15. go to more cheap/free concerts, shows, plays, etc
16. attract more visitors to my blog
17. showcase my poetic talents at open mics (peace out timidity!)
18. eat more fruit
19. go to more rallies and social action meetings
20. spend less money on dumb ish
21. go to church more (actually find a place that I like)
22. work at an ill job either summer 09 or fall 09
23. continue my hustle as a proctor for the SAT's ($100 a month= oh yea!)
24. be more active on campus (show them fools R.J. got something to say!)
25. do my thing with student teaching even though I know for sure I do not want it to be my career
26. cook more (next life I'll be a world class chef so why not begin during this one)
27. actually get my license and stop letting my permit expire
28. make use of the ill events posted on Fusicology
29. Visit Chicago and leave the country again
30. continue being more assertive and self confident but never reach obnoxious levels
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Labels: i need some resolution
The Mellow Happenings Of R.J: Dia Uno
So on 1/21/09 this was my life:
- woke up dumb early (7ish) b/c was I was supposed to get my fingerprints done for student teaching but I was too tired and sore from the previous stomach virus I recently got over and from moving mad luggage back to my place.
- So I had student teaching orientation from 12-2.
- I find out my 3 placement choices fell through. Damn.
- So I may be placed either at Jamaica or Hillcrest or possibly Thomas Edison. These are all walking distance from my building so I have no quarrels.
- Hung out with my pal J Dot (simple and straightforward convos are always awesome)
- 1st day at my Writing for Social Action Class. We watched videos pertaining to activism and protest and did some free writing (note to self: supply new songs to professor's list!)
- Hang out with my buddy Misha after what felt like a 5 yr hiatus.
- We bought chinese food (the only "fast food" I can eat since I'm abstaining from everywhere else!)
- Fell into a very acute slumber from 7:30-10:30 (I was dumb tired since I got minimal rest last night)
- Enjoyed Top Chef but missed my embarrassing guilty pleasure... Real World BK
- Perused the blog circuit and found some gems.
- IS REALIZING NOW THAT THIS IS MY LAST SEMESTER AS AN UNDERGRAD--- !@#$
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Labels: day in the life
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Mandatory Double Take
Read about him here
PS- Let the Obama Years begin!
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Labels: obama look alike
Friday, January 16, 2009
Scrumptious Tunes Overflowin the MP3 Plate
"Pass The ROC (Demo)"- Jay-Z
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Labels: new song order
Operation Funky Chic Fashion Now In Progress
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Labels: Zulu Rose doin big things
New Music From The Kid From The Bridge Named The Rapper NaS
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Labels: it's iight, new nas
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Washing Out My Dandruff Thoughts: Rinse 2
So I was in the car last night listening to a D.C. station that was playing this ILL MIX called the "middle school mix". Throwback Mary J., City High (I know right), Eve, Nas, and some L-Boogie along with some other tunes that escaped me.
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Labels: i miseducation of ms. hill
Friday, January 9, 2009
Possible Birthday Gift 4 Yours Truly?
"Spidey Meets the President" feature in the Amazing Spider-Man #583 due to be released Jan. 14, 2009.
It's $3.99 so get on it if you want a copy!
I TOLD YA'LL OBAMA AND SPIDEY WERE COOL LIKE DAT!!!
-PeAcE
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Labels: Spiderman and Obama join forces
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Washing Out My Dandruff Thoughts: Rinse 1
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Labels: la la la la la... la la la la la
The FCC Can Not Censor True Life Even If They Tried!
Song lyrics, video games, and Hollywood movies do not light a candle to the gruesome realities of the ongoing violence in our society. People can argue that the media promotes this but what about areas in the world where these forms of entertainment are an unattainable luxury rather than a superficial necessity like they are in America?
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Labels: craziness in society
"Real World" Brooklyn? (Gentrified)
I had to watch it. It was imperative that I witnessed the acutely melanated cast travel to one of the most gentrified parts of BK. Even though I was almost certain that Williamsburg would be their residence, I knew it would be another homogeneous part if I was wrong. So check it: they reside in this converted warehouse in Red Hook, an area that definitely underwent a socioeconomic/physical transplant. Way back in a poetry class I took, I was listening to some white kids' recommending bar spots to each other and a couple were in Red Hook. The one dude said Red Hook is a very rough spot. My professor who is a 30 or 40 something hippie white woman even said please that area is so gentrified. Enough said.
The milli second shot of the fridge stocked of Juniors cheesecake and MTV's LAME attempt at urbanizing the opening theme did it for me.
I'm sorry this season ain't seasoned enough for me! The only interesting thing about the show is the transgender post-opp girl, Katelynn. Other than that, the show is pretty yawntastic. The roommate selection could be way more diverse. I'm not saying where's the angry black woman, the conceited black man, but DAMN!
And c'mon a warehouse?! They could have lived in a fly brownstone in a much more diversified section of BK. I guess that's in the blueprint for the Real World Harlem when I audition.
ps- the dude Ryan, the Iraqi vet from Gettysburg, Pa who is obsessed with finding out everyone's sexuality is really PLUCKIN MY DAMN NERVES ALREADY!!!
If ya'll care to watch the season most of you will see where I 'm coming from, but if you caught the show holla at me!
-PeAcE
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
2009's First Tall Glass of Insight
Check out the tribute video "I Would Take the Pain Away" to former Pakistani Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto, who was assassinated in Dec. 2007. Bhutto's 18 yr old daughter is the MC and it just goes to show that anyone can pour out their genuine emotions with the assistance of a beat and hip-hop influences. This video makes me cry tears of sympathy and anger as to why these monsters in the the world are so f*ckin' obsessed with mutilating one another not just over there but here too!
The Middle East is greatly malnourished of peace and stability at the moment and so is the rest of the world, so people please try eliminating the unnecessary drama, hatred, jealous, and injustice of any kind PRONTO!
shouts to hiphipdx for the post!
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Political Musical Chairs: Dirtiest Game Ever Played
Burris was denied his seat in the senate today. He could have the 1 black person seated in office, however the Democrats weren't having that. When I think about, he's too good of a politician to come into office in the midst of the Blago fiasco simply because he'll just be bearing the guilt of association. Damn you Blago!
But why is it that during tumultuous times, these white politcians who are the result of the mess try to pass on the job to a black man? Not like we are unable to repair these busted problems, but I'm just saying!
Anyway, Burris is considering to file a federal lawsuit forcing his seat in the senate. We'll see how that all goes.
Read article here
-PeAcE
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Digital Archaeological Digs: Discovery #1
What's goin on people-
Tonight I was on this mission to find some classic Spiderman comics, yet SOMEHOW I stumbled across this lost gem... Fast Willie Jackson. Well actually, after I found what I was looking for, I went on a search for comics with African Americans as the leading hero and that's how I found Willie. Anyway, once I got a look at the cover and it's captions, it was mandatory for me to do some research. The comics were creator Bertam Fitzgerald's attempt at creating the African American version of the Archie comics, however the comics only lasted 7 issues during '76-'77.
Had this comic lived to see other decades, would there have been alterations in its lingo or would it be forever frozen in it's jive talk and funky fashion. Not that I would be opposed to it.
I definitely should have been on the writing staff playing a key role in creating a much stronger and appealing storyline, I think I could've taken it places. Sort of like the female Aaron Magruder. I can dig it!
Check out the clips below and read up on the comic HERE
-PeAcE
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Saturday, January 3, 2009
When it Comes to the Case of 30 Something yr old Hip-Hop, Bx you are not the Father! (word on the street)
What's goin on bloggers and visiters. Happy New Year and all that.
So I was perusing Current and I came across a video that definitely grabbed every fiber of my musical being. This clip I'm premiering in the 09 is a clip from the upcoming documentary called, "Founding Fathers". Was hip-hop really conceived in the BX or was South Jamaica (Queens) and BK already pros at it with the dope sound systems, djing, fly parties, and MC's? This is definitely a must see. I'm not gonna discredit the Bronx, DJ Kool Herc, and Grandmaster Flash cuz it wasn't as if I was in existence, but it makes you think a bit.
Why I'm so late in discovering this?! I HAVE NO EXCUSE!!!
Check it out- PeAcE
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